There are no words. The product description of this Dangerous Lil' Mouse Costume from Yandy says that this is "the only mouse you'll want to have in the house," but we beg to differ. This is, well, a total miss. There is just no Halloween situation where this is an appropriate choice. Unless, you know, you're planning on taking it off shortly after.
Basically, the characters that were made for kids sexy are never a great option. As Gizmodo mentions, this Minnie Mouse costume looks borderline like an assassin. Not to mention that it also looks extremely uncomfortable, so steer clear from this one.